The court of hell

Convict : S.Kulpreeth Singh

Charges :

1. Lies a lot ( 70% of the times ) mostly to gain attention and sympathy.

2. Procrastinates till the 11th moment.

3. Thoughts are supremely governed by lust .

4. Extreme attachment with people .

5. Swims in a pool of inferiority complex ( reasons unknown to the court ).

6. Does not stand up for himself.

7. Has no control over words.

The above mentioned are the charges put on the convict, the court of hell is not able to decide a suitable punishment for the convict. Β It is an appeal by the convict that all his colleagues from heaven ( read friends ) help him clear all his charges. It is therefore an appeal from the court of hell to all of the convict’s friends to suggest him a way out of any or all of the above charges. Suggestions to be posted as comments.

P.S – Meditation is not counted as a remedy to clear off the charge as it is forbidden in HELL .

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4 Comments

  1. 1. Lies a lot ( 70% of the times ) mostly to gain attention and sympathy.
    if u lie, u have to remember a lot…what u lied, where u lied etc.so tell the truth…save memory πŸ˜‰

    2. Procrastinates till the 11th moment.
    fun to do urgent and imp things, but tiring too. So save energy by doing it on time πŸ™‚

    3. Thoughts are supremely governed by lust .
    take your clothes off slowly one by one…..very slowly….and
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    take a cold shower πŸ˜€

    4. Extreme attachment with people.
    everybody is going to die!!

    5. Swims in a pool of inferiority complex ( reasons unknown to the court ).
    there are more people with worse inferiority complexes…So chill u r superior to them :)))

    6. Does not stand up for himself.
    no body else can do that for u…u have to do it…for urself.

    7. Has no control over words.
    aplly plaster over the mouth!

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